Hello my fans. Do you all have a name you’d like to choose for yourselves? I’m open to take suggestions. I thought since we are new found friends, I should take some time to share some things about myself.

We already establish I love twilight a devastatingly huge amount. I don’t know who I would be without it. Truly. Every few moons I experience twi-chosis and have to watch “New Moon” every night on loop to fall asleep. When I finish it I immediately start again… no time to pee. We don’t pee in twi-chosis. Not when there’s 5 whole movies to watch.

Okay moving on…

I am really nothing without my whims. You have to stay on your toes if you want to keep up. They are ever changing. Once I ate naan bread every single day 3 meals a day for months. Then one morning I looked at my beloved naan bread with pure DISGUST. And haven’t touched it since… easy come easy go.

Because it’s October I would be remiss to mention one whim that has seem to stick around longer than most… SPOOKY SEASON. Although I don’t like to dress up… I don’t want to eat candy… I don’t really want to compliment 57 kids on their sweaty Halloween costumes. It’s more of the atmosphere. I just want to know it’s Halloween season but I don’t want to participate in it. Ya know?

Okay well that’s all I got for today folks. Don’t forget to let me know what you want to be called in this newfound community. I probably won’t listen.

Toodles!

Watching twilight right now. And honestly nothing else in the world gives me this feeling of pure twi-bliss. For all the other aspiring twi-hards I decided to share my thoughts as I am halfway through this movie.

1. I know I’ve aged caused why do I think the dad is kinda hot
2. Can Bella stop biting her lip like we get it
3. Ok I’m over this watch it for yourself

Turt

/tərt/ interjection

A word used to tell someone you’ve lost interest in what they’re saying and want them to stop talking usually because they’re rambling, overexplaining, or talking about something you simply do not care about.

Example:
“Okay, and then she told me what her cousin’s boyfriend’s coworker said—”
“Turt.”